I mean it’s right there in the name. Can’t believe nobody has thought of this before OP
Everyone did. It’s just that it was so obvious that no one felt the need to make a post about it.
Central Park(ing)
we gotta have the parking lots be giant to accommodate utes too
No one would create it today 🥲
Isn’t that where the CPUs go?
🎶 they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot 🎶
They took all the trees and put 'em in a tree museum. And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see them.
Oooooo bap bap bap
How about affordable housing?
Mega-Lot 1, a 100 story hellscape of crumbling concrete and rebar. Each level is ruled by a different gang and they are constantly at war. Child soldiers and suicide bombs are a norm. The basement is a tent city full of addicts and those that prey on them. The parking attendants are somehow more corrupt and dangerous than the gangs. Your parking pass costs you $2000 a month, it doesn’t guarantee you spot, and owning a parking pass is a stiffly enforced requirement of vehicle registration. Escaping the parking lot each day is a mix of luck and bribes. It saves you 5 minutes off your two hour commute. Being late for work is an indictable offence with a minimum sentence of 15 years manual labor, performing maintenance on Mega-Lot 1.
Edit: spelling
