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_cnt0@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 年前

If linux distributions were tools.

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If linux distributions were tools.

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_cnt0@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

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      I haven’t played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

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        It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

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          So… the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

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            I have no idea what triggers what, I don’t have a smart buttplug

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              The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.

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