Flying Squid@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year ago1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soonwww.mediaite.comexternal-linkmessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1583
arrow-up1583external-link1,100 Days After Trump Lost the 2020 Election, He Promises Evidence He Actually Won Is Coming Soonwww.mediaite.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-square0xb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·1 year agoWell at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoI predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die. I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
minus-squaresnorkbubs@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoYou guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoMe too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
minus-squareCaptDust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoNot dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.
Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.
I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.