meiko60@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoLeak: Elon Musk said he wants X to be a dating app, too, in an all-hands meeting on the anniversary of his Twitter takeoverwww.businessinsider.comexternal-linkmessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1262
arrow-up1262external-linkLeak: Elon Musk said he wants X to be a dating app, too, in an all-hands meeting on the anniversary of his Twitter takeoverwww.businessinsider.commeiko60@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-squarejsdz@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up79·1 year agoIt’s a bank! It’s a dating app! It’s a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!
minus-squareThe_Pete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·1 year agoLol, he wants it to be wechat but forgets that everyone uses it because its a government sanctioned monopoly. No one wants a dating/chat/payment/microbloging/uber app. Link your ride data to your dating profile? What could go wrong you fucking donkey.
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoDon’t worry. Musk will single-handedly promise better data security than even the NSA or CIA has. Of course as soon as the first dump of X user data hits the dark web his sole response will be: 💩
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoRight… data security… No one should trust this man with any of their personal information, ever.
minus-squareIphtashuFitz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year ago“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”
It’s a bank! It’s a dating app! It’s a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!
Lol, he wants it to be wechat but forgets that everyone uses it because its a government sanctioned monopoly.
No one wants a dating/chat/payment/microbloging/uber app.
Link your ride data to your dating profile? What could go wrong you fucking donkey.
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Don’t worry. Musk will single-handedly promise better data security than even the NSA or CIA has.
Of course as soon as the first dump of X user data hits the dark web his sole response will be:
💩
Right… data security…
No one should trust this man with any of their personal information, ever.
“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”