• Narrrz@kbin.social
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    the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.

    (Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)

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        He cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.

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      No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.

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        that’s making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon’s species, and b) how representative he could be.

        typically parasites don’t survive well without their host.