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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.

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I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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You are manically happy - in an asylum, constantly on loads of antidepressants, then die snapping your neck laughing.
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  Not the worst way to go

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