Me: “There should be a Boy Scouts for adults.”
Me, 3 seconds later: “Oh yeah. Military…”
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“Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass
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that sounds like something a seaman would say
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Icky cookie?
Question: are potatoes a vegetable. If so, do I get that badge if I eat French fries?
culinary terms are pretty arbitrary but when a dietician extolls eating vegetables they’re not talking about starches like potatoes and corn
So you’re saying that potatoes aren’t really a vegetable, so it’s a bit of a starch to count them as such in your diet?
Yes. Approved by me.
Would actually be down to have these on a denim jacket or something
Be the change you want to see
We don’t need no stinking badges!
(Just in case: not hate, just a possibly obscure reference)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre or Blazing Saddles?
Yep, Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
These unlock the trophy hunter in me.
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If somebody actually wants merit badges, the Rebel Badge Club exists.
The “ate a vegetable” is more of a kids badge, though. Adults generally like vegetables more than kids and choose to eat them more often.
I feel like this was made by some 'murican whale that only eats fast food and drinks soda.
I’m an adult, I’m not American, I don’t only eat fast food or only drink soda, but I do hate vegetables.
Same, am whale. Plankton ftw.
Well this is depressing AF. I think I need to pay my bills now and do other mind-numbingly boring and mundane tasks.
I’d never get that Netflix badge.
I would enjoy shows a lot more if I could stop at just 1 episode.
Very good meme! I likey very much.
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