TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoSmart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.www.mansionglobal.comexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up190
arrow-up190external-linkSmart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.www.mansionglobal.comTheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·1 year agoNo. I’m tired of everything becomeing “high tech.” Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection
minus-squareAltima NEO@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoI just want one with a built in, automatic poop knife
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoJust stick a garbage disposal in there that turns on every flush. As long as you aren’t shitting out whole nuts and bones it should work.
minus-squarefristislurper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWay ahead of you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maceration_(sewage)?wprov=sfla1
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoLuckily, you can just choose to not buy this one
minus-squaremxcorylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agohttps://youtu.be/Ebo0aLLPYwA?si=ZXtBCSSGPB4yFoZl
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/Ebo0aLLPYwA?si=ZXtBCSSGPB4yFoZl Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
No. I’m tired of everything becomeing “high tech.” Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection
I just want one with a built in, automatic poop knife
Just stick a garbage disposal in there that turns on every flush. As long as you aren’t shitting out whole nuts and bones it should work.
Way ahead of you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maceration_(sewage)?wprov=sfla1
Luckily, you can just choose to not buy this one
https://youtu.be/Ebo0aLLPYwA?si=ZXtBCSSGPB4yFoZl
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/Ebo0aLLPYwA?si=ZXtBCSSGPB4yFoZl
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.