(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn’t stick on me 😅
landmines aren’t sticky silly
Meant that the game didn’t grab my interest
That’s fair. It’s one of the most minimal abstract puzzle games ever made, so there’s not a lot to grab onto.
I am god of the beavers.
Isn’t it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
Yep, Timberborn.
You like it? I’ve been tempted to pick it up.
I think it’s great but it can be a little slow. If you’re into laid back city builders, it’s a great twist on the genre.
Yes, I would.
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad
…until the evening comes. I hope you do have…precautions for that?
We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I’d be prepared!
And the whole area inside is filled with torches?
Honestly not much to worry about in Minecraft. Just go to bed at a reasonable hour and live a great life. It’s man’s ambition that is his folly.
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
Hahaa!
Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil…demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) 😅
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
Time to pay off my debt to a raccoon and fish all day.
Definitely not a bad way to live. Talk to your animal villagers, the debt doesn’t have any interest and you could just never pay it and I’d get to just chill in nature
I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
CRITICAL FAILURE
You’ll end up
Down
Down
Down
By the river~
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
Factorio. The factory must grow.
I’m playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
It’s cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂
Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one to be stuck in but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
Sometimes you might want some variety, like you might want to go on vacation to some exotic places.
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I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
For me, the issue is not parachutes. It’s always forgetting to add antennae for communication
Aww man! Not the best experience to have before death!
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.
We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there’s that.
So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
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