• ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        My last place regularly gave stuff away, but they reported the monetary value as a bonus. I got a drill I didn’t want and more taxes…

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      1 year ago

      Attention all Hudsucker employees. Attention all Hudsucker employees. We regretfully announce that at thirty seconds after the hour of noon, Hudsucker time, Waring Hudsucker, Founder, President, and Chairman of the Board of Hudsucker Industries, merged with the infinite. To mark this occasion of corporate loss, we ask that all employees observe a moment of silent contemplation. [moment of silence] Thank you for your kind attention. This moment has been duly-noted on your time cards and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.

    • PixxlMan@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      There will be a $20 gift fee and an additional service and shipping fee. How much would you like to tip? 12, 16 or 20%?