Yeah, say things like “Oh how droll, your lexicon and command of the English language is quite lamentable. Perchance your parents taught you little and never thought to embiggen your vernacular?”

Also lmao iPhones don’t recognize that embiggen is an actual dictionary word 😂

My girlfriend accused me of being a pedophile. I said, “Hey, that’s a pretty big word for a 10-yr old.”