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“R is the most menacing of sounds, that’s why they call it murder and not mukduk”
- Dwight K. Schrute
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Most ducks are thinking about rape not murder
Exactly. It’s a duck, not a goose.
Neither, actually.
Are ducks rapists?
Very much so. Right up there with otters and dolphins
So much so that female ducks have evolved tactical vaginas that can reject the sperm of unwanted males.
I wonder if this is what that one old man Senator was thinking of when he said women could do this. He just got us confused with lady mallards 🦆
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Murder. Murder most fowl.
…of crows.
Judas, no!