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I need to make a call.
how about some fight or flight response?
Gotta do something? How about biting your fucking fingertips off from the stress?
“Intelligent Design” my ass, this shit is a fucking mess to be “designed”. If there were a god, they’d need to have their godly design license revoked
“Oh god, I think I’m having a heart attack!”
“False alarm. Turns out I just really needed a shit.”
God: "Hey! I said “and it was good”, I didn’t say “and it was perfect” "
Evolution did us dirty, imagine the blissful life of being an idiot oo oo aa aa monkey
we can throw things really good though. i like that part
Really not sure I get this
You get stomach aches from thinking? Is that what this is saying?
Huh, it normally just gives me terrible headaches
