“Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up it takes more and more ice each time. Thus, solving the problem once and for all.”
“But…”
“ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!”
just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning… and then he gets mad
That’s a pretty ominous name for a png file to be honest
#Futuramadidit
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT.
That line never fails to make me chuckle
Once and for all!
This also causes the days to be longer. Moving all that ice from Haley’s Comet increased the mass of the Earth.
The ice caps are already falling into the ocean so we basically don’t have to do anything.
Well, great. World saved, let’s continue making profits.
Thanks anon now my country is fully underwater
the final solution.png 🤔
Yeah, I really wish people would avoid using that phrase in general…
I don’t understand my negative ratio here. “‘The Final Solution’ or ‘the Final Solution to the Jewish Question’ was a Nazi plan for the genocide of individuals they defined as Jews during World War II.”
There are about 326,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water in our oceans. I found a neat little calculator to determine how many pounds of ice you’d need to cool water (okay pool water, not ocean water, good enough). The ocean surface temperature has increased about 1.5°F in the last hundred years, let’s reverse it!
[Ocean Vol] / 1000 × [Temp] × 4.375 = 213,937,500,000,0000,000 lbs of ice
Or 1,069,687,500,000,000 tons An enormous ice cube roughly 63 miles or 101km on each side. Super easy!
What if we just freeze a pile of ships or something that is equally bigger and then throw it in the ocean? Or we can freeze all the human waste (garbage) and use it as a giant ice cube.
Let’s redirect an ice comet into the ocean! Kind of like that movie Armageddon but in reverse! I’ll take my Nobel prize now.
That ice will just melt and increase the sea level by the tiniest amount
“(cold)”
this is a Karl Pilkington ass post
