• floofloof@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      We won’t be licensed to have that thought due to the Musk chips in our brains, without which we will be unable to get health insurance.

      • andruid@lemmy.ml
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        Semi independent thoughts now available for the discount price of $999 a month!*

        *Terms and conditions may apply

        • ThatFembyWho
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          1 year ago

          Does that price include ads?

          “Here is your list of suggested thoughts, sponsored by X – It’s What’s Happening [30s ad plays before you can access your thoughts]”