Tinder Launches $499 USD-Per-Month “Tinder Select” Membership::Tinder has rolled out its promised high-end membership, a pricey $499 per month subscription dubbed “Tinder Select,” which includes unique perks like the
This is all absurd, obviously, but:
The new subscription can be stacked with a Plus, Gold or Platinum subscription for access to more features, the company notes.
$499 and you don’t even get everything there is to get? You still have to pay for more? What in the fuck?
I can subscribe to a hooker for less and have more sex
If you are at the point where paying $499+ a month looks like the only way you’ll ever have a significant other or even just sex just invest that money in therapy or drugs or a super high end sex doll or a high class hooker but not in fucking Tinder. Jesus.
It’s probably like millionaire match maker where you get matched more with ppl who also paid $499
I’m guessing the only purpose of this is to show you have fuck-me money. Which sounds like it might work very, very well.
Agree. This sounds like a slam dunk to me.
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That plan better deliver hoes at my address
You got a green thumb zaddy? 🥺👉👈👩🌾
The ability to direct-message others without matching.
So basically your privacy only goes as far as how much other people are willing to pay
According to the article it’ll be opt-out for “some accounts” on the receiving side. God only knows what they mean by that
“Tinder Select Ultra Plus” tier membership, I’m guessing.
Welcome to America friend
If dating apps were barred from collecting any payments besides a one time entry fee perhaps they’d stop all these anti customers practices.
Good luck getting that to happen. Could probably happen in the EU if it hasn’t already, but in the US, you’d have better luck winning a SLAPP suit against the Cult (“church”) of Scientology in an area where they are legally allowed to file them against you.
Well that’s not dystopian at all
women are going to start saying they won’t match with guys who aren’t subscribing to this. I guarantee it.
I ain’t see she’s a gold digga…
sayin. Though the way its said could sound like see…
women are going to start saying they won’t match with guys who aren’t subscribing to this. I guarantee it.
I assume they’ll eventually just pay women to chat with these men.
The Ashley Madison approach - hire hookers to meet up with them.
Then they are going to have to earn that highest status rating
Can we start a fediverse dating app?
I’m currently visiting the Ambien walrus writing this so forgive me if this idea is screwy, but I’d love to create a new space.
It would be 99% dudes. Oh wait
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
Always has been. Love your crew ;)
Sounds good to me. Maybe it’s just a matter of branding.
Sure, I’ll start one for you for a meager $498/month
A mere pittance my dear…
I think you’re massively underestimating the amount of effort required to keep sketchiness off of a dating platform
I did say that I was on Ambien haha.
I was gonna say it didn’t sound screwy until you mentioned the Ambien walrus, but, apparently, that’s a real thing.
It is absolutely a real thing. I’ve done some wild things on it. But I’m glad the idea itself doesn’t sound bad.
There’s a FLOSS dating platform: https://alovoa.com
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I’m glad I was, continue to be and plan on being married to miss this nonsense.
*Mrs this nonsense
That’s no way to talk about a dude’s wife.
Yeah. Few decades married over here too… Until last week. Still not paying for crap like this, but damn was that same joke not funny on Monday.
members can choose to display their status with an exclusive SELECT badge on their profile.
Now I ain’t say she a gold digger…
But she ain’t datting no broke ninjas
The “I’m that desperate” batch.
Oh not even that. Back when I used Tinder in 2019, and you were a guy, you pretty much had to buy Tinder gold or whatever it was.
Tinder limit your swipes, intentionally showed you dead profiles, and some other shit I forget.
Same with older people. If you’re older, Tinder costs more.
Tinder is a predatory app. They benefit from you NOT finding a match.
I know there’s no laws that allow the people of the USA to prosecute companies for business models that destroy the fabric of society, and I even fear that kind of law could be abused to prosecute abortion clinics and LGBT rights orgs…but dating apps make me wish there was.
Andrew Tate…PUAs…Red Pillers…it all only makes sense in a world where dating apps are the primary way we meet people.
I’m back on the dating scene in my early 30’s and I try to be hostile to their algorithm by force quitting and leaving the app closed which seems to trigger it to try and be more engaging.
I also tried gold only to have my filters just not work. Why would I be interested in matching someone 6000km away or someone with kids even though I’ve tried filtering them out? Ask Tinder I guess. Why would I pay for a service that doesn’t even work. Now that I’m not paying the “likes” seem to roll in even though I frequently run out of users for my area.
This reads like a subscription to bang.
No, that would actually be worth the money. This sounds like a subscription to feel like even more of a loser when you still fail to get laid.
I suppose it can cut both ways 🤣
