I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • DharkStare@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I would consider squatting a form of sitting not standing but if that’s what people mean then it at least makes more sense to me.

    • dingus@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Squatting is distinct from sitting though because sitting necessitates your ass touching something.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        1 year ago

        that’s a weird definition, i’d define sitting as not using your gluteus maximus while also not leaning against something to accomplish that (including laying down, you’re leaning against the floor).