Three friends???
Friends???
I have a tamagotchi, my gf and my dog!
I hope I’m Ringo Star, he was always my favourite.
By namesake, my child should be a Beatle. Not sure if this means I am or that I have to marry a beetle to genetically make that happen. The whole question feels incestuous.
The biomass of all living ants is greater than the biomass of every living human.
As long as we don’t count your mom.
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What if all my friends are beetles?
Start a band.
me rn
I’d do the math to calculate the number of negative beetles you are, but I don’t actually care that much
3 + X = 1
X = -2Yeah that took me a bit to come up with, and it feels wrong for some reason, but I can’t place it and it seems to check out.
Them for every 4 friends, 3 are fake beetles
One of of every four mammal species are bats.
Okay, so 1 friend is a bat, one is a beetle, what are the other 2 friends? Don’t leave us hanging like that.
Don’t leave us hanging
Found the bat.
One of them is probably a plankton, by the way. 95% of all marine life is plankton.
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Gregor Samsa time whoop whoop
Have you awoken one morning from unsettling dreams and found yourself changed into a monstrous vermin in your bed? Then this tweet is for you.
Welcome to the wonderful world of statistics, shit can look pretty fucky sometimes
Edit: Basically this is a question of distribution in regards to statistics. Ie: statistically speaking you’re almost completely hydrogen because our universe is almost completely hydrogen.
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Knowing my luck I’d be the Stuart Sutcliffe or Pete Best.
