• matthewmercury@reddthat.com
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    Warp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here

    Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters

    Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo

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      Also: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!

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          “Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…”

          “Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”

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      Safety studies showed that seatbelts lead to a lot of injuries to helms staff being struck by the rocks they fill the LCARs control boards with.

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      Bridge console engineers: … oh wow look at this guys … liquid napalm is a great electrical conductor … we should use this amazing liquid to power these consoles