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I had the most surreal moments of clairvoyance. I felt this gigantic feeling of dread coming over me for no reason, that never happens to me and 1 sec later I got an Email I’d been dreading for some time. Happened to me twice now.
Perhaps my brain has learned to read wifi packets faster than my phone lmao
Got that direct 5G connection
remember back when 2g was the shit and speakers would start buzzing right before your phone started ringing?
Waking up 90 seconds before the alarm.
Checking the 2.5 hour timer when it has 12 seconds left.
I have no need of your primitive timepieces, my mind is in complete temporal alignment with the universe.
Ooh, Miss Cleo was reincarnated!
It’s Saturday quarter past eight, Otto
