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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 days ago

Wear your seatbelt

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Wear your seatbelt

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    When committing a felony, don’t commit a misdemeanor.

    Not sure whether the legal terms apply here, but I’m sure you understand what I’m saying.

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    My car will YELL at us for not having a seat belt on. The faster we go, the louder the chime

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