- cross-posted to:
- funny@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- funny@lemmy.ml
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To be paranoid nowadays is just being aware you’re under constant government and corporate surveillance for their profit/political gain.
Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you.
This is mean, no one is in your house you guys! I know because I’m always watching.
What’s your wifi password? My cell service isn’t getting through your walls well.
It’s true, he’s always at your house. It’s weird.
Only because of the directive.
Just because they’re after you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid.
me reading this on the shitter: 😳
In The Dresden Files, He Who Walks Behind could be immediately behind you, even if your back is to a wall (such as it presumably is when you’re using the restroom).
A pooping partner yay
I know
You are your own entourage
