HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoVoice commentslemmy.mlimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1873
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minus-squareLuftruessel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up70·1 year agoLooking at how good textual documentation works, it would probably be a 3s long note reading out the method name
minus-squareUpperBroccoli@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 year agoOh hahaha nooooo, it would be 15 seconds, and it would start with a sigh and deep, troubled breathing noises, a finger tapping the mic and someone saying “is this thing on” before the entirely useless comment even starts.
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoObviously they should be using syntactically correct JavaDoc format here so the voice messages can be converted to HTML
minus-square39Y523Rlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoDon’t kid yourself, it would be 15 seconds of swearing followed by 2 seconds of useless misleading info.
Looking at how good textual documentation works, it would probably be a 3s long note reading out the method name
Oh hahaha nooooo, it would be 15 seconds, and it would start with a sigh and deep, troubled breathing noises, a finger tapping the mic and someone saying “is this thing on” before the entirely useless comment even starts.
Obviously they should be using syntactically correct JavaDoc format here so the voice messages can be converted to HTML
Don’t kid yourself, it would be 15 seconds of swearing followed by 2 seconds of useless misleading info.