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arrow-up11.2KimageSomething bigsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareI_Miss_Daniel@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 year agoIt’s always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household. Is funny how often they ask. They seem to check if I’m still married each month as well. Easy money.
minus-squareAFallingAnvil@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoI’d be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I’d been divorced yet.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoGoogle: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good? Me: Great, why do you ask? Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoHow much do you earn from this stuff?
minus-squareThe_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoAbout $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.
minus-squaremarrenia@astraea.pinklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoI’ve already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it
minus-squarePlayer2@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoKeep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to
minus-squareAgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSpoken like someone from the era where every human aspect of existence is commodified whether or not it is lawful or ethical.
minus-squaremarrenia@astraea.pinklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoIm aware of the ethics of it but what do you propose I do? I do everything I can within reason to avoid it
minus-squareAgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoOh, we’re all subject to it regardless of our efforts. I’m just drawing attention to the fact that you’re acutely aware of it, because older generations don’t seem to be or are only vaguely conscious of it.
minus-squarefred@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWell… except not answering their survey questions
It’s always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.
Is funny how often they ask.
They seem to check if I’m still married each month as well. Easy money.
I’d be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I’d been divorced yet.
Google: Hey, how’s it going with Samantha, you guys good?
Me: Great, why do you ask?
Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.
How much do you earn from this stuff?
About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.
I’ve already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it
Keep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to
Yeah i’m aware of that :3
Spoken like someone from the era where every human aspect of existence is commodified whether or not it is lawful or ethical.
Im aware of the ethics of it but what do you propose I do? I do everything I can within reason to avoid it
Oh, we’re all subject to it regardless of our efforts. I’m just drawing attention to the fact that you’re acutely aware of it, because older generations don’t seem to be or are only vaguely conscious of it.
Well… except not answering their survey questions
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