• starman@programming.dev
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    C#: did you just copy Java’s essay and put your name on it?

    COBOL: why it looks like it’s from 16th century?

    PHP: I did not ask for a spaghetti recipe

    alternative Rust: it’s great, but I asked for an essay, not “🔥 Blazingly fast rust-based EssayOS”

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        C# is Java except from Microsoft, which means it’s designed and much more integrated with Windows. The official .net core even brings telemetry right out of the box. Using C# apps on Linux is a pain, which is very bad considering it’s supposed to be like Java - compile once, run anywhere - except Java actually achieves it.

        Also, Minecraft runs on Java. Therefore, C# is useless. Boom, destroyed /s

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      Rust v3: “It’s three hours and I’m still compiling dependencies”

      EDIT: Also, “What does Option[Arc[Mutex[BTreeMap[String, Box[RefCell[Box[amp mut F>>>>>>> where F : Fn(T) -> U in your essay mean?” (srry, I didn’t come up with a better obscure data type, it’s probably gibberish)

      EDIT2: Lemmy deletes ‘less than’ sign for some damn reason (time to build Lemmy at home?)

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        My friend partially explained how the build safety system worked for Rust and my first reaction was “holy shit the link stage must take a century”.

        “Yes.”

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        I don’t think you should criticize a language that you clearly have not even learnt the syntax of. Dependencies are also a one-time compile and linking just your own program or library does not take very long, and if you’ve ever worked with C languages it’s all the same.

        Just because you don’t know how to read a languages syntax doesn’t mean it’s bad, it’s just like how you have to learn anything else. Rust is quite self-explanatory afterwards.

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          I do write Rust projects

          EDIT: Well, it depends. If you statically compile everything with C build systems, in that sense, the speed should not differ from generic cargo workload. Although, in most cases, projects written in C are dynamically linked due to several reasons, one of which is code speed. In practice, even huge projects written in C (30k to 10k LOC) build quicker than C++ or Rust.

          I’m not pooping on generics, either. Generics is a saviour for correctness and performance. Yet, I want to point out the type creep is still a thing, even though there’s little we can do about it.

          Anyways, this thread should be better interpreted with humor, instead of technical accuracy.

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            Fair, I just don’t like it even when it’s humorous as it still speaks of a language in a bad way.

            Also, if you use a Unix system to build your projects I can recommend you check out Mold if you haven’t yet as it speeds up the linking significantly.