You’re quip about friends tells me that you’re either young, or unsure of what a friend truly is. I’m not talking about people you know and see sometimes. I’m talking about if you were in jail and needed 500 bail at 2 am. How many people could you call that aren’t family?

I’ve read and laughed at this three times already.

It sounds like you and your “friends” are terrible people. Stop getting arrested and apologising for rapists you sick fuck.