• chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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    1 year ago

    “Hey bro, let’s go check out those sirens over there. I swear, bro… just plug your ears with wax and tie me to the bow. Bro, it’ll be so epic.”

    Sirens arrive

    “Bro, why the fuck did you tie me down?? Smash this goddamn boat against the rocks!”