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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me

www.mcsweeneys.net

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You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me

www.mcsweeneys.net

Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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Do you eat enough protein in a day? Don’t even bother answering, because I know the answer is no. But don’t worry, I’m kind of a protein guy. I can...
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      this reminded me of that song :D

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        Vitamin D though…

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          In the UK, where I live, many cereals and plant milks are fortified with Vitamin D. If you want natural non-animal sources, mushrooms (when exposed to the sun for 15-20 mins) contain quite a bit of Vitamin D. According to this article other rich plant sources are bananas, figs, kale and brussels sprouts.

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    It might be constipation. Have you tried reducing your protein intake?

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    This made me lol

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