Hear me out - a crab shaped anteater
What the hell is wrong with you
Ok, then. What about an ant shaped crabeater?
I’m not sure if he eats shellfish but…
Who is that and why is his cranium so large?
It’s Ant of the British tv hosting duo Ant & Dec.
As for the cranium, I assume it’s congenital 🤷
We truly are in the blurst timeline
Mother of God. The perfect being
deleted by creator
Cursed glory hole
How many times have they evolved into grass eaters?
I’m not aware of any ant-eaters evolving to eat grass
Everyone is bighype about carcinization- crablike this, convergent evolutionary pressures that- nobody ever mentions arborification. Did you know that ‘trees’ evolved independently dozens of times? Trees and crabs, that’s what we’ll find on alien planets I tells ya.
If everything evolves into crabs eventually, wouldn’t the next step of evolution be crab-eaters?
The apex crab-eaters would slowly evolve to be more crab-like.
Why does this graph look like the Death Star?
It’s the easy way out. Ants are always plentiful.
Grow boobs, eat ants
Why didn’t any of those 12 times worked?
