• DrCatface@lemmy.ml
    31·
    1 year ago

    frank what are u eating

    a hoagie

    frank you are just jamming random meats and cheeses into your mouth

    I like to make it in my mouth, it tastes better

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
      5·
      1 year ago

      This pops into my head every single time I eat just loose slices of random meats and cheeses…which is, apparently, a lot.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
        1·
        1 year ago

        … it happened to me too, then I went and boiled myself some eggs.

        That reminds me, I’m out of ham, pineapple, & rum …

        • XTornado@lemmy.ml
          1·
          1 year ago

          That reminds me, I’m out of ham, pineapple, & rum …

          But we’ll hoist the Jolly Roger,

          and the adventure’s just begun,

          With cutlasses and cannons,

          we’ll seize a treasure’s sum,

          In this pirate’s life we lead,

          under the golden sun!