My parents when I was born:
Your poor parents…
My daughter is now my other son. Checkmate, meme.
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Seek help
I’m pretty sure if you were transitioning, you would fuck yourself but ratherly you would fuck people of the same gender since technically you are the opposite gender
WTF?!? I don’t think about any of my kids sex lives. 3 out of 4 are adults (18-23) and I don’t give a fuck. It’s their life to live.
Good. That’s how it should be. But it’s not how it is for a very massive chunk of the population. A lot of people have sexist beliefs when it comes to men vs women having sex, and they project those onto their children.
When my wife lost her virginity, her mom threw a fit about it, called her a worthless slut, said she would end up homeless working as a prostitute, and refused to talk to her for a week. My wife was 20 years old when this happened.
We’ve been married for 14 years now. I was her first. And my lovely, compassionate, caring wife who only wants every person to live their best life, has one little petty thing she does. Whenever her mom spends the night, my wife will be both horny, and loud, with me (the person who was her first, all those years ago) because her mom can’t say anything bad about it.
Do you get a Pavlov boner when your mother in law spends the night?
Not really, the big difference between a normal night for us or a night when her mom is visiting is that my lovely wife doesn’t try to stay quiet when her mom is visiting.
Your wife is awesome!
I know it!
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When will we stop throwing slurs around?
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Are you neurodivergent?
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Even the great sages say so https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE