I saw this truck today, but didn’t have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don’t take breaks.
…ing in bottles while driving.
(There are even reports of shitting into plastic bags)
For those who haven’t already watched this, they managed to get Amazon driver wee to be an Amazon bestseller. There are chapter markers if you just want that part:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GdHYM7QT9kw
(Been boycotting Amazon since winter 2020 and I don’t miss it one bit.)
Looks legit and awesome.
The “P” stands for “Parked in the Middle of Our Street.”
In the bike lane*
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No, it stands for what I said!
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Ohhh ho, in the middle of
isn’t that also where USPS parks?
Yes I’d like it delivered as soon as prime.
What?
Yeah their marketing has been kinda insane lately. Saw a box that said
I'm empty without you
on it. Like YIKES, way to make me not want to use your serviceYou don’t want to be with someone that clingy and desperate. You should break up with Prime. Don’t lead them on.
but all the red flags complement their dress
Amazon can go fuck off, as far as I am concerned. Cancelled my account around 2007, when knowing about their shitty practices towards their workers.
The “P” stands for “U” of course.
ASAP is Apple Sauce Ass Poop
The p stands for peanits
pp