Wasps!!! - Got a nest in the compost heap right by the back gate. Kids no doubt will find it. Also next to our bee “meadow”, so hope can only kill wasps not the bees.

  • Bleeping Lobster@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Stripy little dickheads. Though, part of me admires them.

    Imagine, you are presented with a fucking TITAN creature, it’s tens of thousands of times bigger than you. So, what do they do? They charge headlong at the titan’s face shouting “I’LL STAB YE WITH MY ARSE!”

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      1 year ago

      I attempted to bat a wasp away with my flip-flop once and I missed. The wasp stung me on the palm of my hand and my flip-flop went sailing off the balcony when I let go of it in shock screaming “it’s fucking stung me!” The pain up my whole arm was not fun at all. That was the last time I tried to pick a fight with a stripy little dickhead.