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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Those who know, know

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Those who know, know

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Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Cross-posted from “Those who know, know” by @weird@sub.wetshaving.social in !memes@lemmy.world

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    Nobody on Lemmy or Reddit could possibly not know.

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      Could you tell me what’s this about? I was on reddit for 4 years and now Lemmy for at least a year, but I am completely put of the loop on this one

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        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

        Imagine people 4,000 years after your death still talking about how you scammed your customers. Ea-Nāsir is a legend in the historical customer service community.

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        There you go

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Welcome to the stone age… or the bronze age… or the iron age… heck, anything with an ‘age’ is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.

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