• GargledBalls@lemmy.worldOP
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    6 days ago

    Isildur: [picks up Narsil, cuts off Sauron’s fingers]

    Sauron: OW! MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU GUY! [kills Isildur] SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS. Good thing I hid the ring though!

    [The End]