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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days ago

I am easy to amuse

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I am easy to amuse

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days ago
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    https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

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      I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as “Full ASS”.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

      • Spaz@lemmy.world
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        Same.

    • can@sh.itjust.works
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      ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

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        Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

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          Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

        • Jerkface@lemmy.world
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          Because ASS.

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          Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

          Because it’s funny.

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        When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

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        Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock…

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        I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

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          HEY EVERYONE IT’S THE ASS GUY

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      The default libass shaping engine,

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  • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyz
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    Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

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      This guy doesn’t get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

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        Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

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      https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

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        Ahh

        • Smee@poeng.link
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          No, ass

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

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    Pages are fractional now?

    Man, I really gotta get with the times…

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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      “Section”. They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

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      I’ve had text books that have page numbers in the corner as chapter-number. It’s not unheard of. When I was in JROTC in highschool the cadet field manual had pages like this. I’m sure others did too but I specifically remember that one more because I was there for four years. (Had to be there for riflery team.)

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      The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

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    I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

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      Me too

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    (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

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