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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Cheaper than student loans!

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Cheaper than student loans!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    2 days ago

    He’s talking about an MBA, not an actual degree.

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      I remember once borrowing a friend’s MBA textbook to see what it was all about. I opened to a random page which turned out to be in a chapter on negotiating strategies. There was an offset bit of text that read “your skill at negotiating will affect the outcome of the negotiations.”

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        Video game loading screen tips but textbook form.

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          “Shoot the bad guys before they shoot you.”

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        I mean, the textbook wasn’t wrong…

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          It should be DUH rather than MBA. Maybe “Doctorate of Unabashed Hyperbole”.

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        Had to go find a Table of Contents for an MBA textbook

        For this thread start at chapter 18

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          LOL “Leading from the Middle”. AKA “Sucking Up and Punching Down”.

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