I thought that was an old Internet rumor, like the one where Marilyn Manson removed ribs to give himself head…
Jagged Little Pill is such a great album.
Not a single, even barely moderate tune on it. Bangers all the way.
I want you to know
That I’m happy for you
I wish nothing, but
The best for you bothAn older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No, and every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told
Me you’d hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you’re still aliveAnd I’m here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta knowYou seem very well
Things look peaceful
I’m not quite as well
I thought you should knowDid you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
But it was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn’t able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No, and every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You’d hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you’re still aliveAnd I’m here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I’m not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
And you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else’s back, I hope you feel it
Now can you feel it?'Cause I’m here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta knowWhy I’m here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
🤘🤘About 8 years after that song came out, one of my uncles saw the CD in my truck, pointed at that song on the case, and exclaimed, “Holy shit! Have you ever paid attention to the words in that song?!” Uhh, yup.
Who what now?
That’s Dave Coulier, best known for his role on Full House. It has long been rumored that Alannis Morissette wrote the song “You Oughta Know” about him, though it has never been confirmed.
Shes had sharp quips about Dave over the years, and the timelines work out.
She dated Ryan Reynolds for years too. She clealry has a thing for comedians.
I don’t like to brag or anything, but my mom said I’m pretty funny.
Cut. It. Out. ✌️☝️👍
He’s about 15 years older than her.
Holy shit. I never knew that. Oof.
Uncle Joey must’ve been packin
Mullet goals
‘cept nope. That’s not Glen Ballard.
Wait, I know that voice. Oh, God. The image of Dave Coulier’s face twisted in ecstasy as he moaned like Popeye flashed through my head, and I nearly crashed my car. I flipped a U-turn and headed back to return the movie.
Thanks. I didn’t know that I didn’t need to have that image in my mind. Now I do.
Hey Crabman!
Hey Earl!