Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoBan dihydrogen monoxidesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up11.35K
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minus-squarejimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 year ago100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
minus-squareDraghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 year ago8 billions of people have and they’re alive
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 year agoThose people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
minus-squareirmoz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 year agoLet’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
minus-squareDraghetta@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoWell, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
minus-square⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoFor now, it’s a slow acting poison
minus-squareWoodenBleachers@lemmy.basedcount.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoThis is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
minus-squarejimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoTakes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
minus-squaremexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother
100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
8 billions of people have and they’re alive
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
For now, it’s a slow acting poison
well one day,they ll die /s
So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?
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This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother