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minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYou think Gandalf ever had sex in those 2019 years? I mean, he probably has the equipment for the job and we know that wizards can enjoy the pleasures of mortals, such as smoking halfling weeds. He probably has at least made it to second base
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoRadagast def got bussay with them animals fo sho
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoStatistically speaking he must have. How he couldn’t? I mean not even an orc?
minus-squareaman25ta@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoGandalf has unmatched rizz So probably yeah
You think Gandalf ever had sex in those 2019 years? I mean, he probably has the equipment for the job and we know that wizards can enjoy the pleasures of mortals, such as smoking halfling weeds. He probably has at least made it to second base
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Radagast def got bussay with them animals fo sho
Statistically speaking he must have.
How he couldn’t? I mean not even an orc?
Gandalf has unmatched rizz
So probably yeah