• Zavasay@lemmy.fmhy.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    67
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    This so they can fine you when you leave your dog’s shit on the ground for other people to step in. I’m here for it. I lived in a place that did not enforce picking up after your animals and it was absolutely disgusting.

    • aesthelete@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      42
      ·
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      They don’t do that at all anyway, but hey at least the professional landlord class gets to inflict upon you one more indignity for some imagined benefit.

      The park adjacent to those buildings has so much dog turd in it you’d think they were purposely producing low quality fertilizer over there.

        • aesthelete@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          15
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          For the record I’m not actually pro “leave your dog shit everywhere” I just question both the imposition of the indignity of subjecting your tenants to pet DNA screening, and the effectiveness of it as a mechanism for preventing that.

          I actually am pro throw unbagged dog shit in a bag-containing garbage can though, and don’t really understand why anyone would care about that.

          I tend to see more of the leaving it on the ground, not even the throwing it in a can.

          Edit: Alright, you guys are right, you need at least 2 layers of bags for dog shit. But then I guess triples might be safer, or even quads. Fuck it, every piece of dog shit must be wrapped in at least twenty layers of plastic before it hits the landfill! We need to preserve the remains of this dog shit forever!! It’ll be our mummies!!! Inject it with formaldehyde!!!

        • Donebrach@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 year ago

          Guess your tenants don’t have a working dishwasher and a window that’s been broken since before they moved in that is totally gonna be fixed before they move in?

      • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        https://www.pooprints.com/

        Hate to break it to you dude

        "We are the DNA dog waste management company offering a solution to pet pollution in 7,000+ communities across the U.S., Canada and the United Kingdom. It isn’t just a problem in your community—it’s everywhere. "

        And here I thought it was pretty common to have your children and pets DNA tested by your apartment manager. Hasn’t this always been the case?