“I cooked broccoli and now the whole house smells like farts! I should have made pizza instead!”
“My son’s a crackhead because I didn’t let my kids get a puppy. Pets give kids the love they need to become well-adjusted adults.”
“I told my babysitter there was a monster under the bed but she didn’t believe me. When she lifted the bed skirt to prove it, a big scary burglar came out! We were lucky he just yelled at us and ran away! True story! Remember, always believe your kids no matter what they say!”
Then let your kids make their own ads.
“I cooked broccoli and now the whole house smells like farts! I should have made pizza instead!”
“My son’s a crackhead because I didn’t let my kids get a puppy. Pets give kids the love they need to become well-adjusted adults.”
“I told my babysitter there was a monster under the bed but she didn’t believe me. When she lifted the bed skirt to prove it, a big scary burglar came out! We were lucky he just yelled at us and ran away! True story! Remember, always believe your kids no matter what they say!”