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cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'

www.bbc.com

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Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'

www.bbc.com

cm0002@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.
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    deleted by creator

    • infinitevalence@discuss.online
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      I’m trying not to

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      A head with beautiful hair too!

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    “I love this “Make America Great Again” thing and I’m going to overuse it for every damn thing I can. The slogan, I’m not to actually do anything constructive.”

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    You Cant Make This Shit Up

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    I keep saying it’s America’s Golden Shower Age, apparently, it really is.

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      That has already happened in 2016 https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-plane-water-cannon-salute-2016-11

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    Feeling confused, amused, bewildered or overwhelmed yet? It’s working then, it’s the Trump team’s strategy.

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    When in reality it will ruin my shower since it wont blast me anymore. Everything he touches turns to shit.

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      Like a stinky Midas…

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    I have a few thoughts. First I feel like he just has issues with HIS shower I haven’t noticed my showers being “woke”. Second can Trump focus 100% on this nothing else? This is one of the much less damaging things he could do

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