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minus-squareN0body@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up228·23 days agoAnd the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.
minus-squareBestBouclettes@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up112·23 days agoWhen you’re the ones manufacturing the crisis, it’s easier to prepare and profit from it
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up14·23 days agoWhen they should really come out 6 feet under.
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 days agoBuy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
minus-squareNindelofocho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·23 days agoKinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·edit-223 days agoIf you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·23 days agoInstructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·23 days agoYou god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·23 days agoI’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
minus-squareReanuKeeves@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·23 days agoI see you’re also an expert in bird law
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 days agoI renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode
And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.
When you’re the ones manufacturing the crisis, it’s easier to prepare and profit from it
When they should really come out 6 feet under.
Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery
Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money
If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now
Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks
You god dang gen z’s are going to get my CFA designation revoked
I’m actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷
I see you’re also an expert in bird law
I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode