Amazon CEO Andy Jassy warns remote workers: ‘It’s probably not going to work out for you’::Amazon CEO Andy Jassy told employees who defy his edict to return to the office three days a week that “it’s probably not going to work out for you.”

  • SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works
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    Jassy told his employees that he spoke to scores of other CEOs and that “virtually all of them” preferred having their employees back in the office.

    CEOs try not to think they’re the center of the world, the challenge.

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      “Should workers be subjected to pointless and dehumanizing drudgery that serves no practical purpose? Find out what this panel of five overpaid CEOs think, after the break.”

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      In other unbiased polling, the wolf spoke to all the other wolves in the pack and they all prefer that the sheep be eaten.

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        In similar fashion, an unprecedented unanimous vote was casted by all the worm hunting birds: worms should not live underground.

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      I spoke with virtually all of the workers, and none of them want to pay rent. Yet here we are.

      CEOs can get bent through a videocall