I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it
Then how will you listen for the testicular gallop
Okay, I’m gonna be honest here: That’s one thing that’s never happened to me.
Lots of other… things, yes. But not that one.
How do you avoid getting caught?
Ah yes. That’d be luck. And sometimes, just seeking refuge in audacity. Just stare the doctor right in the eyes and say: “What? Don’t pretend you haven’t done it too.”
Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. He’ll pretend it is - if he knows what good for him.
What if your doctor is a woman?
Bonus! She’s totally done it too, and we all know it.
One way is to be me and have a nursing instructor for a mother. She had multiple stethoscopes and just gave me one to play with as a kid.
Also I’ve never been in a doctor’s office where they left a stethoscope laying around, they always bring theirs in with them.
How does it feel to always know when the doctor is about to enter?
Anxious, but in a titillating sort of way.
I am a shitposter – my posts are shit
Keep up the good work!
Life hack to shorten doctors visits.
Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!
Well duh. it’s a waiting paradox: the longer you wait the closer to someone coming in. You have to immediately seize the opportunity to get it done before anyone comes in.
“Hey!! Give me a listen, it’s my stethoscope!”
. . .
“Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???”
