daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 天前Anon is lacking something metaphysicallemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1368
arrow-up1368imageAnon is lacking something metaphysicallemmy.worlddaggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 15 天前message-square51fedilink
minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·15 天前try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up14·15 天前And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
minus-squareyngmnwntr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·15 天前I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 天前With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-215 天前while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
minus-squareSyd@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 天前It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
You mean like this?
That’s elite!
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
Username checks out.
It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.