Turnip: … I’ll give you my Dalek and my T-Rex for your Queen

Poutine: … nyet

Turnip: … Ok … I’ll throw in my Darth Vader

Poutine: … nyet

Turnip: … how about all that for your bishop?

Poutine: … nyet

Turnip: … OK … how about your rook?

Poutine: … nyet

Turnip: … Ok final offer … everything I just offered … PLUS!, my beloved Mr Potatohead (he’s a great guy, really great) … all that for one of your pawns?

Poutine: … dah

Turnip: … art of the deal