• dditty@lemm.eeEnglish
    21·
    3 months ago

    Tobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid

    Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit

    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orgEnglish
      23·
      3 months ago

      Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.

      Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

      • Feydaikin@beehaw.orgEnglish
        6·
        3 months ago

        Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

        Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.

        • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
          English
          3·
          3 months ago

          Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…

      • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
        1·
        2 months ago

        Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.

        One or two particular strains out of the entire vast diversity of tobacco plants is having the last laugh.