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minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 days agoTobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit
minus-squareVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 days agoHumans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it. Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
minus-squareFeydaikin@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days ago Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story. Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
minus-squareCarbonIceDragon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoEvery second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoWe like our poisons in just the rights amounts.
Tobacco plants: produce nicotine, a toxic alkaloid
Humans: imma smoke that shiiiiit
Humans: I will now cultivate you, export you, protect you and make sure you’re growing well so I can keep smoking you despite a 50% chance of dying from it.
Tobacco clearly has the last laugh in this story.
Well, it’s not like we’re immortal if we abstain.
Every second I’ve lived so far, I haven’t died, so if we simply take that pattern and extrapolate it for each future second…
We like our poisons in just the rights amounts.