I can’t tell anymore what’s true and what’s parody.
Satire is meaningless when reality is far more absurd than anything a writer could ever come up with.
We all said that eight years ago as well. Somehow it’s gotten even worse this time around.
I recall that sentiment during the Tangerine Turd’s first term as well from comedy writers. Like how can you make satire when it’s probably been discussed at the oval office? That alone should make any citizen think about what brought on that situation, but if it didn’t the first time, sure as hell won’t do anything for the believers now. Unfortunately it makes for a poor situation when it happens to the country with the biggest military on the planet.
Actually genuinely surprised to see this was an Onion story.
Just eating onions this week…
Nice to see he was able to rehire his hair back.
Omg before his ass hair transplant
almost ate the onion here
The fact that I had to double check and make sure that this is actually an Onion article and not something real bespeaks what a fucked up world we live in now.
Hair plugs are gender-affirming care.
I can already see her standing behind the podium with a grey uniform on.
I just about got Onioned there.
It’s like getting fined by the court for calling Meloni short.
